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I am, to put it bluntly, not safe for much of anything. I curse, I drink, I yell, and I have a horde of unpopular opinions. You are free to be offended by my statements, but don’t say I didn’t warn you. Also, if you dare tell me I have offended you, I will laugh at you. Being offended is usually a colossal waste of time, you have the right to waste your time all you want, don’t try to waste mine.